I HAVE A GAME BALL.
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Once again: I have a game ball. |
I can remember toting my Macgregor glove (why no capitalization of the 'G' friends?) to Saint Louis Cardinals games as a girl hoping for a chance to catch a ball. Last night the childhood dream came true! And it was a Nationals game ball. And I love love love the Nationals. (Please excuse my excessive use of 'love' for such a time as this.)
For non-baseball fans, to what can I compare this joy? It's like a guitar pick from The Edge. It's like a piece of the net from March Madness. For game show fans (too much?): It's like a Pat Sajak AND Vanna White autographed a piece of the Wheel. A game ball--especially a scuffed up ball--is pretty much the best thing ever.
My pal Erin surprised me with excellent tickets to the game. We were just behind the dugout. That in itself was enough to delight me for the next week. I love love love (can't help myself) surprises and this was a great one! I could see the expressions on the players' faces. When Tyler Clippard (bless him) returned to the dugout dejected and downtrodden we stood and clapped for him. I think he made eye contact with us. I gave him the "You'll get 'em next time" support look. I think he felt that. It's a stretch, but I think he felt that.
So: The ball. How is it mine you ask. One of the Brewers' players foul tipped the ball. The Nats ball boy picked it up. As he ran back to the dugout I stood up, smiled and politely said "Hello! May I have the ball?" We made eye contact and for some strange reason he tossed it at me. This is when things went into slow motion. I see the ball hurling toward me (thank you ball boy!). I reach for it but wait: A man in front of me snatched it for himself. Nooooooooooooooo! Noooooooooooo mister! GIVE ME BACK MY DREAMS.
Ultimate sadness...
Until the man turned around, handed me the ball and said "This ball was meant for you." I gushed. I thanked. I gave a passionate explanation of the significance of this ball. It was a bit much for him. I think he was done about 15 seconds in but I needed him to know. Thank you mister. Faith in humanity restored and childhood dream come true.
Thank you mister. Thank you ball boy. Thank you Erin. Thank you baseball.
